Disney is gearing up for their next big film franchise … ”Robotic Obama Goes to Camp” to be followed by ”Robotic Obama Saves Christmas” and “Robotic Obama Scared Stupid.” Rumors still swirling about a fourth film titled “High School Robotic Obama Musical.”
Sometimes life is lonely and can get you down, so you adopt 3 seventeen year olds to turn your frown around, in Cramped Quarters, life’s got something good for you!
Captain Kirk is a sex addict … I mean Chris Pine is a sex addict … I mean they’re both sex offenders, not addicts … whatever, just watch the thing, Chris Pine is Captain Kirk and he’s sexy.
“Sometimes life is lonely and can get you down, so you adopt 3 seventeen year olds to turn your frown around, in Cramped Quarters, life’s got something good for you!”
Cramped Quarters premieres tonight on G4’s Attack of the Show (7pm Eastern/Pacific). Watch it and then if you are so inclined, watch tomorrow on the internet.